Last weekend I took a trip to Home Depot dressed in my favorite Nike half zip and Lululemon yoga pants. Why did I wear that? S seems to think it's because I like to look like I'm going to work out, even though that intention is no where near entering my mind. Maybe that's true. Maybe I want people to see me in Home Depot and think, "Wow, that girl just worked out and it's Superbowl Sunday! Maybe I shouldn't eat those chili cheese fries". Well, that's pretty far from the truth. The correct reason is these tight fitting clothes are actually incredibly slimming and after divulging on Chinese food and a bottle and a half of wine the night because, slimming is what I'm definitely looking for!Pick one of these Nike tops up, I guarantee you'll love it. And, if you don't, let me know, I'll buy it from you!
I thought you bought me one for my birthday. I guess you owe me one. I take a size medium.
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